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Vampirella – The Hammer Film That Never Was

As much as I love it, Dracula A.D. 1972 was effectively Hammer Films reaching desperation point, and whilst they carried on limping along for a few more years, by the mid-seventies they were pretty much screwed. As they continued throwing big money into Nessie, the never-to-be Loch Ness Monster movie, the Hollywood studios were chucking out big budget horror that was going mainstream. As a clear indication that they’d run out of ideas, they started running adverts to ask the fans what they wanted, and the answer was uber-saucy vampire super-heroine Vampirella!

Hammer quickly came up with an outline and did a deal on the character license, then turned to finding the necessary Hammer glamour to fill the role (and Vampirella’s tiny swimsuit)! Hammer stalwarts Caroline Munro and Valerie Leon decided the tiny swimsuit and various other nudie bits were way too saucy, and Hammer eventually went for Hollywood’s Barbara Leigh. (Although the pic I found below does appear to show Valerie Leo in costume)!

Despite going as far as adverts and a promotional tour involving her and Peter Cushing, the film never made it to release. There’s no definitive reason why, but it was most likely down to money, as it was also the final nail in Hammer’s coffin.

Anyway, I know most of you pervs are only here for these…

Humping Reindeer Christmas Jumper

As we’re well into the festive season now, I thought I’d share this beauty and inspire you to keep it sexy this Christmas morn!

  

Nerds Respond to Saucy / Dog Cosplay

This is either real or someone knows their nerds. 

  

Sexy My Little Pony Transformer Body-Paint

It’s been a while, so here’s something spectacular to make up for it!

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Greatest Game Name on iOS! Zombie Goddess…

Zombie Goddess – Fantasy Apocalypse Game Attack Fight Slash Evil Slayer with Sword when Angry was unleashed on the App Store today. It features “the hot chick from Resident Evil without the guns” and you can turn on a “breast jiggle” feature. And it’s free!

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Smartphone Lingerie

Bandai Japan (where else?) provides the ideal way to sex up you phone and / or keep its private parts private with these beauties!

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Stunning Mystique Cosplay

Takes balls to go out and about dressed like that. And this young lady, Sam Cooke, clearly has a pair.

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CinderLeia Cosplay

Not done a cosplay story for a while; actually, posts in general have been a bit sparse… Anyway, this is as good a reason as any to get down with the sickness again.

This lady”s called Kat Curtis, and she’s mashed up Cinderella with Slave Leia. Or she’s stuck a bit of blue on a metal bikini. Who really cares?

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Slave Leia Fighting Uhura Fantasy Cosplay

You’re welcome, nerds…

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Massive Picdump

Pics I’ve taken and pics I’ve stumbled across of late. Can you tell which are which?

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