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Jessica Nigri – Animal Crossing Tom Nook Cosplay (NSFW)

Fantastic set of homemade Tom Nook “outfits” that you’re thankfully unlikely to see him wearing in Animal Crossing. There are few better than Jessica Nigri at this stuff, and you’ll find her here on Instagram.

Very NSFW Tifa Lockhart Cosplay by Helly von Valentine

This has to be the very final fantasy for all you Final Fantasy nerds!

Helly von Valentine, aka Disharmonica, is without doubt the absolute finest cosplayer on the planet today. There’s no question that we’ll cover her Elvira, Nier Automata, Zelda, Mario and more work in future, but for now we’re going current affairs with one of gaming’s hottest right now, Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy 7.

As said in the title, this is going to be NSFW, or put another way, an incredible piece of erotic cosplay art from one of its finest artists. Enjoy…

You can pick up the Tifa erocosplay hardback photobook from Helly’s Etsy site here.

Also be sure to check out Helly everywhere, maybe easing your way in with Instagram right here.

Incredible Female Kratos Cosplay by Octokuro

If you’re not familiar with Octokuro, shes a Suicide Girls model with an incredible repertoire of all sorts of cosplay. Here we’ve got her as the God of War himself, Kratos, from the 2018 PS4 game…

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Vampirella 50th Anniversary Lithographs

Vampirella at 50 years old must be the ultimate cougar. To celebrate this, and her 50th anniversary in general, Lucio Parrillo’s iconic covers for Vampirella #21 and Vampirella #30 have been made available as high quality lithograph prints.

If you’re lucky you might still be able to pick one up for $49.99 or equivalent at your favourite comic book store, but if not, here’s what you’re missing…

Evil Dead Necronomicon Bikini

The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Evil Dead’s Book of the Dead, gives the reader the power to control the dead, the Deadites and summon demons. Assuming they can read Sumerian.

Slightly easier to get the most out might be a wonderful Necronomicon bikini like the one in this post. Eventually. Conveniently made from moulded silicon rather than flesh, it looks stylish, and if it’s anything like my moulded silicon Necronomicon DVD set (photographed here just to heighten your sexual tension), it will feel really nice and squishy if you give people a prod while you’re wearing it!

Unfortunately, like my lovely limited edition DVD here, you’re going to struggle to get hold of one. Looks like it’s all sold out on the Bloodlust Productions Etsy shop but I’ll bet if you contact them they can do something cool for you!

And here’s the pics you’re actually here for…

June 2020 Vampirella, Red Sonja & Dejah Thoris Cosplay Covers

Dynamite Entertainment have offered a peek into their June 2020 Cosplay Variant Covers for Vampirella, Vengence of Vampirella, Vampirella / Red Sonja (the hottest comic book team-up of all time ever!), Red Sonja, Red Sonja: Age of Chaos and Dejah Thoris…

I’m more perv than nerd, and hadn’t heard of Dejah Thoris before, but turns out she’s from Edgar Rice Burrough’s books about Mars where she’s a princess. And her knockers are far bigger than those of her cosplay cover variant below (when we eventually get there)!

Back to those June 2020 covers…

While we were getting acquainted with Dejah Thoris a little earlier, I also discovered another hot team up from the past featuring her and Vampirella, and they had cosplay covers for those too, so here you go, fellow pervs!

Vampirella – The Hammer Film That Never Was

As much as I love it, Dracula A.D. 1972 was effectively Hammer Films reaching desperation point, and whilst they carried on limping along for a few more years, by the mid-seventies they were pretty much screwed. As they continued throwing big money into Nessie, the never-to-be Loch Ness Monster movie, the Hollywood studios were chucking out big budget horror that was going mainstream. As a clear indication that they’d run out of ideas, they started running adverts to ask the fans what they wanted, and the answer was uber-saucy vampire super-heroine Vampirella!

Hammer quickly came up with an outline and did a deal on the character license, then turned to finding the necessary Hammer glamour to fill the role (and Vampirella’s tiny swimsuit)! Hammer stalwarts Caroline Munro and Valerie Leon decided the tiny swimsuit and various other nudie bits were way too saucy, and Hammer eventually went for Hollywood’s Barbara Leigh. (Although the pic I found below does appear to show Valerie Leo in costume)!

Despite going as far as adverts and a promotional tour involving her and Peter Cushing, the film never made it to release. There’s no definitive reason why, but it was most likely down to money, as it was also the final nail in Hammer’s coffin.

Anyway, I know most of you pervs are only here for these…

Humping Reindeer Christmas Jumper

As we’re well into the festive season now, I thought I’d share this beauty and inspire you to keep it sexy this Christmas morn!

  

Nerds Respond to Saucy / Dog Cosplay

This is either real or someone knows their nerds. 

  

Sexy My Little Pony Transformer Body-Paint

It’s been a while, so here’s something spectacular to make up for it!

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