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Beaver & Buttface

A forgotten porn parody classic!

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Bianca Beachamp’s Convincing Argument Against SOPA (NSFW)

Regardless of your views on piracy, SOPA / PIPA is generally an unwelcome, draconian measure…

As highlighted by this protest piece by hot, young(ish) porn-thing, Bianca Beachamp. The cheeky flash of neatly cropped pubes really won me over to her point of view!

Only in America!!!

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Nude Kung-Fu Midgets With Guns

Not picking up the kung-fu vibe particularly, but what the hell!

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This Week’s Sunday Times Porn

The last few weeks have seen some very tame content, and I was afraid that the News of the World’s ghost had been excorcised, but this week a fine piece of fine art turned up in The Sunday Times to allay my fears…

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Treats Magazine – Fashion or Porn?

As I’ve reported before, fashion magazines often provide an acceptable alternative to porn in our household. But this editorial from “fashion” magazine Treats appears to have less relevance to clothing than even I’m used to!

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Vogue Goes Porno

Being married to someone working in fashion can sometimes have its benefits, not the least of which is having the fashion press as an acceptable alternative to porno mags lying around – as this recent copy of Vogue magazine attests!

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Japanese Pissing Porn: Living Toilets!

Here’s what I understand… Naked girls get built into toilets, then they get pissed on!

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“Babe Runner” The Blade Runner Porn Parody

“Slut Runner” might be a more appropriate name given the quality of “babes” on the poster below, but it’s good to see the porn parody industry recognising Blade Runner as a classic deserving of their send up.

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PETA Porno Site

Apparently, sexy animal rights campaigners PETA are planning to launch the PETA.xxx site, which will see the stop pussyfooting around with soft porn and use the hard stuff to convince us that meat isn’t delicious.

In the meantime, here’s another of their dirty protest messages.

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Some More Bizarre Hentai

I assume that’s what I think it is!
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