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Sexy Beach Fast Food


There’s a lot of bizarre junk on the Apple App Store. This is a new find called Sexy Beach Fast Food. I can’t describe this any better than the official App description:

In Sexy beach fast food you’ll enjoy 64 restaurant levels, challenge stages across 8 mission. Prepare 30 different recipes, and upgrade your restaurants. While cooking all those tasty recipes, you get to serve many sexy customers. Have fun playing Sexy beach fast food, the time management cooking game for food lovers! The all of levels are free but it is locked, with collecting a gem during play each level or an in-game purchase available to unlock the all of level in all missions. Enjoy Sexy beach fast food , an amazing time management cooking game

DASH THROUGH 8 MISSIONS, cook in beautiful beach and sexy customers, complete 64 levels, and extra challenging time attack mode.

BECOME A CHEF, master your skills in this cooking game, and cook three star for your sexy customers.

RUN YOUR SUN SHINE DAY and serve food in a variety of fast food recipes in many beautiful beach.

COLLECT GEMS & buy decorations.

PLAY A TIME ATTACK MODE, to compete for the best score in the World Ranging Board!

There you have it. Make sexy food for sexy people. On a beach. Or something. I just wonder who the target audience is. Time management cooking games aren’t exactly the domain of the nerdy saddo that gets their kicks out of bug-eyed, big breasted Japanese schoolgirls in skimpy bikinis. And I can’t see your average hairdresser being into the knocker intrusion in their time management cooking game on their sun shine day. Who knows, who cares, but here’s some more of what you pervs are really interested in…

Vampirella Cosplay by MilliganVick

It’s been a while, so I’ll attempt to win some cheap, busty brownie points with this incredible Vampirella cosplay from Milligan Vick. I’m not that cheap though… support Victoria here:

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And now your pics…


Massive Picdump

Pics I’ve taken and pics I’ve stumbled across of late. Can you tell which are which?

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Playmate Shay Maria in a R2D2 Swimsuit

That’s about as good a job as I’ve seen filling out one of these now-ubiquitous R2 swimsuits.

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Sluttiest Santa Ever!

Sadly you you don’t see many of these about the town when women decide to be wacky and go out in Santa costumes, but I’m glad to see that the slingshot bikini is reclaiming its rightful place on a female body.

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Hidden Object (NSFW)

Can you spot it?

Apparently there’s a crazy low flying holiday flight in this picture!

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Bikini Bitch

What were you expecting?

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She Has a Tiny Guitar! (NSFW)

See…

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Nice Ars… I Mean, Inflatable! (NSFW)

Riding that must be great fun!

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Spoon Bikini

Good enough to eat… with!

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