Category Archives: Bizarre
You get some great stuff on Fancy that you can’t get anywhere else. Such as The Chopper… “a perfectly crafted piece of functional fitness equipment that packs a suite of unique workouts.With innovative functionality and design, the Chopper works all the muscles you never knew you had.”
The problem with the nearly unique is that if you don’t act quick, you’ll be missing out forever. Or paying extortionate prices on eBay. Or just paying more delivery charges than you really want to on Amazon, but let’s keep up the mystique!
And that’s where we are with the Nicolas Cage sequin pillow, but at the very least we can enjoy it here forever.
I have no context, explanation, time or place to offer here. Just a picture of loads of nude women chopping down a massive tree. Enjoy…
The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Evil Dead’s Book of the Dead, gives the reader the power to control the dead, the Deadites and summon demons. Assuming they can read Sumerian.
Slightly easier to get the most out might be a wonderful Necronomicon bikini like the one in this post. Eventually. Conveniently made from moulded silicon rather than flesh, it looks stylish, and if it’s anything like my moulded silicon Necronomicon DVD set (photographed here just to heighten your sexual tension), it will feel really nice and squishy if you give people a prod while you’re wearing it!
Unfortunately, like my lovely limited edition DVD here, you’re going to struggle to get hold of one. Looks like it’s all sold out on the Bloodlust Productions Etsy shop but I’ll bet if you contact them they can do something cool for you!
And here’s the pics you’re actually here for…
This is something I came across a couple of years ago in a TV guide. Much like the old guy in The Lost Boys, I like to read a TV guide so I don’t have to watch TV. I also like to see the crappy “pay nothing now” offers they always advertise!
This particular one is a classic. What self-respecting rock fan wouldn’t want this 53cm commemorative objet d’art like this hanging from their wall, complete with a bell from hell swinging pendulum… is there any other type of pendulum? Anyway, on the hour every hour you’re treated to the thunderous roar of the crowd chanting, and an awesome light show as Angus’ cap lights up and a train thunders around the base!
Genius, and yours for only £200 + a tenner shipping!
This is seriously cool – models wrapped in some very tight-fitting latex-type plasticky goo stuff. Or to put it more eloquently, the artist describes this as “a study on the body-object, ephemeral sculptures of the human form. Instant bas reliefs recalling of the classic imagery.”
Here’s a few tasters from the project…
In Sexy beach fast food you’ll enjoy 64 restaurant levels, challenge stages across 8 mission. Prepare 30 different recipes, and upgrade your restaurants. While cooking all those tasty recipes, you get to serve many sexy customers. Have fun playing Sexy beach fast food, the time management cooking game for food lovers! The all of levels are free but it is locked, with collecting a gem during play each level or an in-game purchase available to unlock the all of level in all missions. Enjoy Sexy beach fast food , an amazing time management cooking game
DASH THROUGH 8 MISSIONS, cook in beautiful beach and sexy customers, complete 64 levels, and extra challenging time attack mode.
BECOME A CHEF, master your skills in this cooking game, and cook three star for your sexy customers.
RUN YOUR SUN SHINE DAY and serve food in a variety of fast food recipes in many beautiful beach.
COLLECT GEMS & buy decorations.
PLAY A TIME ATTACK MODE, to compete for the best score in the World Ranging Board!
There you have it. Make sexy food for sexy people. On a beach. Or something. I just wonder who the target audience is. Time management cooking games aren’t exactly the domain of the nerdy saddo that gets their kicks out of bug-eyed, big breasted Japanese schoolgirls in skimpy bikinis. And I can’t see your average hairdresser being into the knocker intrusion in their time management cooking game on their sun shine day. Who knows, who cares, but here’s some more of what you pervs are really interested in…
There’s a lot you can do with an old wine cork. For example, make a fancy serving tray with the letter W in it…
My favourite use, though, is to create a pair of stylish but comfortable slacks that invoke popular occult symbolism. When the Egyptian arch-dude Horus opened his eyes, the world was enlightened. With this trouser, you can do the same thing without all that becoming a deity hassle. Just do it direct from your jacksy!