Author Archives: stvnorman

Incredible Cold War Star Wars Posters

Back in the communist days of the Hungarian People’s Republic, a guy called Tibor Helenyi was making film posters for the films being screened there. And they were far out!

I came across these three for the original Star Wars trilogy. There’s a bit of artistic licence there, but I love how he captures the main points of every film.

This is for A New Hope.

This one is for Empire Strikes Back.

And finally, Return of the Jedi. Strangely smaller!


Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

You get some great stuff on Fancy that you can’t get anywhere else. Such as The Chopper… “a perfectly crafted piece of functional fitness equipment that packs a suite of unique workouts.With innovative functionality and design, the Chopper works all the muscles you never knew you had.”

The problem with the nearly unique is that if you don’t act quick, you’ll be missing out forever. Or paying extortionate prices on eBay. Or just paying more delivery charges than you really want to on Amazon, but let’s keep up the mystique!

And that’s where we are with the Nicolas Cage sequin pillow, but at the very least we can enjoy it here forever.

Vampirella vs Reanimator

I do wonder how I miss things like this… for almost two years it seems!

This is a 4-part crossover from Dynamite, where you’ve got Herbert West reanimating an Aztec god of death that only a vampire woman with a bit of string for a swimsuit can stop!

And it’s all available now as a 104 page collected issue, so missing out for all that time wasn’t the end of the world. Just like the Aztec god of death. As usual, some nice cosplay covers as well as the standard sauce. Now fill your wellies with some of them…

Jason vs Jason Friday the 13th Cosplay

It could be argued that more effort went into hair and makeup here than putting together a convincing Jason Vorhees look, but stick a hockey mask on and you’re most of the way there so we’ll overlook it!

Here we have a couple of top cosplayers going head to head with similar, but very individual takes on Friday the 13th’s main man. Woman. Whatever. Enjoy!

First up we have Caram3llo Cosplay…

And in the blue corner, we’ve got your favourite and mine, Helly Von Valentine…

And I think we can agree that we’re all winners!

The Saucy Tifa Parade Keeps on Coming !

We recently looked at some sublime Helly von Valentine Tifa Lockhart Final Fantasy VII cosplay (here), and now there’s even more to enjoy with Shirogane Sama’s take on Tifa! Enjoy…

You can support all her work on Patreon here.

Slave Leia on a Leather Sofa

In the interests of bringing balance to the force, after our recent look into Darth Leia, we need to get a Slave Leia fix!

Here she is, courtesy of Valya Leontyeva, having a nice sit down on a nice leather sofa.

See more here.

Vampirella & Red Sonja August 2020 Cosplay Covers

We love cosplay, we love comics, we love Vampirella and we love Red Sonja, so we love Dynamite’s August comic cover cosplay variants for this pair of our favourite minxes!

Vampirella #13: Seducation of the Innocent continues! In a misguided effort to help her daughter, Lilith attempts to make a believer out of the skeptical Doc Chary. Meanwhile dissention breaks out among Vampirella’s deadliest enemies, and Vampi gains a determined young acolyte. Out 9th September.

Red Sonja #8: A Children’s Crusade. Hyrkania’s food stores are empty. The king of Khitai has the ability to save them, but he will not. But what he has not considered, is that to save her people, Sonja The Red will do ANYTHING. Out 5th August.

Quiet! Hottest Metal Gear Solid 5 Cosplay Ever!

Kojima claimed he’d made a unique rather than overly sexualised character in Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain’s Quiet. And that uniqueness has made her a hit with overly sexualised cosplayers!

This latest – and quite possibly best – example comes from the incredible Vlada Lutsak, aka V is for Vlada, aka tniwe. Seems like she gets around doing it too, but you can find her on Instagram here or Patreon here!

As a bonus, here’s a Quiet in Sniper Wolf’s skin version she did earlier!

Helly von Valentine – Priceless Zelda Cosplay (Very NSFW)

You can see why Link keeps coming back for more punishment every time there’s a new Legend of Zelda game!

But there’s more to this Princess Zelda cosplay than meets the eye, although you might argue there’s not a great deal that could possibly be left to the imagination! Actually, these glorious pics are just previews of a monthly Helly von Valentine Patreon-only set that’s sure to contain even more sauce than these!

If you’re desperate for the rest – and why wouldn’t you be – then be sure to head over here.

And here’s some bonus pics from a previous Gerudo Zelda set!

Check out more at her DeviantArt page too.

Beavers at Work – Naked Women Chopping Trees!

I have no context, explanation, time or place to offer here. Just a picture of loads of nude women chopping down a massive tree. Enjoy…