Mystical Cork Trousers

There’s a lot you can do with an old wine cork. For example, make a fancy serving tray with the letter W in it…


Or create a low cost engagement ring for your fancy lady…


My favourite use, though, is to create a pair of stylish but comfortable slacks that invoke popular occult symbolism. When the Egyptian arch-dude Horus opened his eyes, the world was enlightened. With this trouser, you can do the same thing without all that becoming a deity hassle. Just do it direct from your jacksy!

About stvnorman

Lead singer of black punk poster boys Robed in Desire, published poet and author, horror freak and part-time nerd with a penchant for retro gaming, Nintendo Switch and PS4.

Posted on April 9, 2017, in Bizarre, Funny and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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