Vagina Car Wash Contortion

Bikini car washes are officially dead – this is now the only way to get the job done!

But whilst you have to admire her talents, there are many questions regarding what it would smell like, taste like and feel like after a big shift left unanswered.

And also, what about polishing? Wouldn’t you just end up with snail trails all over your motor?


About stvnorman

Lead singer of black punk poster boys Robed in Desire, published poet and author, horror freak and part-time nerd with a penchant for retro gaming.

Posted on September 24, 2011, in Bizarre and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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